Reviews
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Little Package, Big Joy: Magic Wand Micro Review
Magic Wand Micro Review In a world where pleasure knows no bounds, the Magic Wand series has long reigned supreme as a symbol of pleasure. With five...
Rave 2 We-Vibe Review: Your Roadmap to Ultimate Pleasure
Rave 2 We-Vibe Review: Your Roadmap to Ultimate Pleasure. In the world of sex tech and pleasure devices, the original We-Vibe Rave always stood out...
I Love My Womanizer Wave, Let Me Tell You Why
Womanizer Wave is a pleasure revolution for folks who like to jerk off in the shower. When I first saw a teaser of the Womanizer Wave I knew it was...
Did I Love The Arcwave Voy Custom Fit Stroker?
The Arcwave Voy custom fit stroker was just released and after how much my partner loved the Arcwave Ion and I loved using it on them, I was...
I Tried The Balldo and Here Are My Thoughts
The Balldo is the first ball-dildo that helps you use your balls for penetrative sex. I have to say, the thought of penetrating a partner with balls...
Love Hamma Thrusting Vibrating Hammer Review
When I saw the Love Hamma in all its thrusting and vibrating glory, I just knew that I needed it in my hands, among other places. So of course when...
The Snail Vibe is The Most Unique Dual Vibe I’ve Ever Tried
I try a lot of vibrators. It's no secret. So when I saw the Snail Vibe and how unique of a vibe it was I knew I had to try it. Dual stimulators are...
How to Map Your Pleasure with CBD-infused Silicone Lubricant
When CBD is used topically on inimate skin it can heighten sensitivity without warming or tingling like other stimulating products. Not that there's...
Exciting New Penis Toy Review: The Arcwave
I bet you're here for this exciting new penis toy review: The Arcwave. Penis toy reviews all seem the same, so I had high hopes to the Arcwave. I'm...
Fun Factory Sundaze is the quietest toy!
Fun Factory is one of my favorite companies! They aren't afraid of thinking outside of the box, while still making toys that make sense...
What Can a Cis Woman Do with a Sex Doll?
Tantaly approached me to write a review of one of their sex dolls. I choose the Rosie to their surprise. They has incorrectly assumed I'd want a sex...
The Kink Power Banger Might be the Best Sex Machine
Sex Machine Reviews are hard to find. There are quite a variety of machines as well. From ride on, to hand held to thrusting and full on power tools...
We-Vibe Rechargeable Waterproof Wand Review
About The We-Vibe Wand is the most advanced (and powerful) cordless massager ever — with playful attachments, responsive technologies and an...
Momotaro Apotheca Salve Review
This plant based Multi-Use Salve is made with ingredients that are known for their power to heal. With Echinacea, Tea Tree, Goldenseal and Calendula, this light topical has ingredients that have been shown to gently relieve symptoms associated with yeast and bacterial infections, as well as general irritation from sex, clothing, or exercise – the Momotaro Apotheca salve puts wellness at your fingertips.
Crash Pad Episode 309: Arabelle Raphael and Barbary Rose
From Crash Pad about the episode Arabelle Raphael and Barbary Rose break every rule "This week, we join Arabelle and Barbary as they demonstrate the...
Thump It 7X Remote Control Thumping Dildo Review
Get pummeled by the thrilling thuds of a dildo powered by magnets! Ample sized to fill you up, the Thump It 7X Remote Control Thumping Dildo gives you over 7 inches of veiny, ribbed, realistic shaft to play with.
Slow Sex Mouthwatering Spray by Bijoux Indiscret
About Slow Sex Mouthwatering Spray will make your mouth water! Saliva is one of the most arousing bodily fluids. It contains malic acid, a natural...
Commotion Cha Cha Thrusting Rabbit Review
With an unbelievably powerful thrusting motion, the Commotion Cha Cha Silicone Rechargeable Thrusting Dual-Stimulation Vibrator fulfills your wildest fantasies.
Episode 306: Dylan Ryan and T.Pfister
Dylan Ryan needs no introduction, and when she brings T.Pfister to the CrashPad you know she’ll live up to her name! After bending Dylan over and eating her ass, T.Pfister fingerfucks her until she squirts all over the bed. Later Dylan rides T.Pfister’s whole hand for another mattress-wrecking orgasm, before changing saddles and sitting on her face. Whelp, guess I’m doing laundry today.
Crash Pad Episode 305: Halo the GxdBody and La Muxer Diosa
From Crash Pad about the episode “ The impact of our actions is way bigger than either of us,' Halo the GxdBody tells La Muxer Diosa, as they...
The Cowgirl Premium Sex Machine Review
The Cowgirl Premium Remote & App Controlled Riding Sex Machine is a sophisticated, premium riding pleasure machine that offers the ultimate sexual experience.
The VixSkin Ranger Silicone Dildo By Vixen Review
The VixSkin Ranger Silicone Dildo By Vixen combines a pronounced coronal ridge, thickness, a nice G-Spot curve and the real-feel of VixSkin to create one awesome must-have dildo.
Blush Aria Flutter Tongue Simulator Review
The Aria Flutter Tongue Vibrating Silicone Clitoral Simulator arouses and excites with the flickering motion of its soft silicone tips! Flutter Tongue delivers 7 different vibration modes and quiet operation. Its fluttering tips create tantalizing sensations against the clitoris or nipples.
Fantasy For Her – Her Ultimate Pleasure Dual Oral Sex Simulator & G-Spot Vibrator Review
The Fantasy For Her – Her Ultimate Pleasure Dual Oral Sex Simulator & G-Spot Vibrator features suction, tongue simulation, and vibration that can be used simultaneously or independently review. This toy wet viral for a reason.
Crash Pad Episode 298: April Flores and Papi Femme
What’s hotter than April Flores in fishnets? Papi Femme cutting off April Flores’ fishnets! Papi gets his well-lubed hands on April’s pussy, and then his cock, and then an nJoy Pure Wand, and then his… well, you get the idea. A blowjob and many orgasms later, this Femme4femme fantasy is finished, but the legend lives on.
CrashPad Episode 297: ACAB and Unkle Daddy Review
Unkle Daddy needs someone handy to get handsy with, and ACAB’s an eager helper. After some fun with a flogger, candle wax, and clothes pins, Unkle discovers ACAB’s secret project… a cordless, DIY fucking machine! Well, it’s a sawzall with a dildo attached, but you have to admire the ingenuity! Now ACAB’s at the business end of a couple thousand strokes per minute, guided by Unkle’s itchy trigger finger. Now we’re playing with power!
SquarePegToys Big Stick Dildo Review
The SquarePegToys Big Stick SuperSoft Silicone Harness Compatible Dildo is a sculpted phallus that feels natural in the hand and great during insertion. This dildo features a nice amount of girth for a full sensation and it’s long enough for those who need that deep feeling of penetration.
Sensi Silicone 5 Inch Dildo & Vaginal Plug By Uberrime Review
Soft and sensationally shaped, the Sensi Silicone 5 Inch Dildo By Uberrime is a unique combo: a vaginal plug that works as a G-Spot dildo! This hand-crafted toy features a pronounced ridge and strong curve for G-Spot stimulation.
ZALO Hero PulseWave Silicone Massager Review
Zalo hero pulsewave silicone vibrator is an elegant, compact shape vibrator that can deliver superior ergonomics and functionality for a seamless experience bringing you clitoral pleasure unlike any you’ve ever experienced before.
Crash Pad Episode 292: Venus Selenite’s Solo
From Crash Pad about the episode "Mirror, mirror, in Venus's hand, who's the hottest in all the land? You're looking at xym! Venus Selenite...
Crash Pad Episode 290: Barbary Rose and Maxine Holloway
From Crash Pad about the episode "Barbary Rose is hungry for Maxine Holloway's special postpartum treat, but she'll have to earn this mother's...
Big Shot Silicone Vibrating Squirting Dildo By Evolved Novelties Review
About: Get ready to fulfill your fantasies with the Big Shot Silicone Vibrating Squirting Dildo, a life like multi-speed vibrator that...
Vivo Dildo By Uberrime Review
About: The Vivo Superhero Silicone 7 Inch Dildo features a long curved shaft with raised bumps along the length that give way to a tear drop shaped...
Tuxedo Massage Candle By Olivia’s Boudoir Review
About: The Olivia's Boudoir Tuxedo Massage Candle is bewitching and seductive. A very sexy blend of Italian Bergamot, exotic Sandalwood and...
Crash Pad Episode 288: Cinnamon Maxxine and Kissy Burgundy
From CrashPad about the episode "There's a lot of benefits in fucking your friends, if Cinnamon Maxxine and Kissy Burgundy can stop laughing...
Crash Pad Episode 285: Spookyfatbrat’s Solo
From Crash Pad about the episode "'I'm a fucking Goddess,' Spookyfatbrat says, and that's no lie. After calling in sick to work, she worships...
Pure Instinct True Blue-Pheromone Massage and Body Lotion Review
About: Enhance Romance. Inspire Desire. Seduce the senses with Pure Instinct True Blue - Pheromone Massage and Body Lotion. The succulent notes...
Wetter Is Better: Review of the Whole Sliquid Naturals Line
But Do I Need Lube? I'm going to tell you a secret, lube is the easiest, simplest, and most cost effective way to change up the sex your having. I...
Chubby Alex Super Soft Silicone Dildo By Tantus Review
The Chubby Super Soft Silicone Dildo By Tantus, AKA They/Them, a harness compatible, 100% Ultra-Premium Super Soft Silicone dildo that plays...
Chickie Waterproof Silicone Clitoral Suction Vibrator By Emojibator Review
About: This is Emojibator's first suction toy and a multi-speed, waterproof, body-safe silicone vibrator with USB charging capabilities. Chickie is...
Crash Pad Episode 283: Emma Claire and Lilian Rose
From Crash Pad about the episode "When Emma Claire says she brought her favorite sex toy, does she mean her leather gloves, or Lilian Rose?...
Crash Pad Episode 280: Bambi Belle and Denali Winter
From Crash Pad about the episode " Bambi Belle is playing 'possum, but Denali Winter knows how to tame this wild critter. Tied up and tickled,...
Sensuva Head Over Heels Pheromone Bubble Bath Review
Head Over Heels Pheromone-Infused Bubble Bath Nothing is more romantic than soaking with your sweetie in super fluffy bubble bath....
California Dreaming Santa Monica Starlet Rabbit By CalExotics Review
"The playful California Dreaming™ Collection brings luxurious fantasies to life with the passionate Santa Monica Starlet Rabbit...
Crash Pad Episode 278: Chocolate Chip and Emperatrix
From Crash Pad about the episode "Chocolate Chip and Emperatrix return to the Crash Pad for a healthy serving of fruit and veggies. After using...
WaterSlyde Review
The patented WaterSlyde™, is a sleek plastic water diverter that simply attaches to most forward facing bathtub spouts. The water flow is easily...
Crash Pad Episode 276: Lindsay Cin and Valentine
From Crash Pad about the episode "The holidays can be stressful for our community, but Lindsay Cin and Valentine are here to help blow off some...
Crash Pad Episode 275: Vivienne Vai’s Solo
From Crash Pad about this episode: "Space babe Vivienne Vai brings some QTETOC (Queer Trans Extra-Terrestrial of Color) representation to the...
Crash Pad Episode 274: Larkspur Canyon and Ramona Inverness
From Crash Pad about the episode "When Ramona Inverness learns what Larkspur Canyon's hanky means, she sinks her claws into the big bear to...
Crash Pad Episode 272: Aleister Church and Byron Dubois
From Crash Pad about the episode "Aleister Church is one heckin' cute pupper! They're such a good boy for Byron Dubois too, making them come...
B-vibe Cinco Anal Beads Review
(From their Site about the toy)Meet b-Vibe’s latest masterpiece -- the Cinco Anal Beads; The only premium set of vibrating anal beads that feature...
Crash Pad Episode 270: Maxine Azula and Valerie Paige
From Crash Pad about the episode "Call me whatever you want, just don't call me late to the party!' Maxine just couldn't wait for Valerie to...
Crash Pad Episode 267: Finn McKee and Scout
From Crash Pad about the episode: "The claws come out when Scout makes all kinds of trouble for Finn McKee. A Magic Wand tames that brattiness...
Crash Pad Episode 266: Ramses Rodstein and Siouxsie Q
From CrashPad. (if you want to know more about Crashpad Click Here) "Siouxsie Q is a proud little piggy this Pride season, squealing as Ramses...
Crash Pad Episode 263: Lucy LaCroix’s Solo
From CrashPad about the episode. “May is Masturbation Month, and Lucy LaCroix has her hand on the button of a Magic Wand. Proving that BDSM can be a...
Crash Pad Episode 262: Erykah Ohms and Tina Horn
From CrashPad. (if you want to know more about Crashpad Click Here) “An ohm is a measure of electrical resistance, but Erykah Ohms is highly...
Crash Pad Episode 260: Emperatrix and Nicki Honey
From Crash Pad about the episode“Negotiation before kinky scenes isn’t just vital, it’s also hot! After defining boundaries, bratty bottom...
Crash Pad Episode 257: Arabelle Raphael and Nenetl Avril
From CrashPad. (if you want to know more about Crashpad Click Here) “Nenetl Avril seems a bit disingenuous whens she tells Arabelle Raphael she’s...
Crash Pad Episode 256: Rose Darling and Ruckus
From CrashPad. (if you want to know more about Crashpad Click Here) “There’s quite the ruckus outside, but it’s no match for our Ruckus! Back in the...
Crash Pad Episode 254: Byron Dubois and Louise Thirteen
From CrashPad about the episode. (if you want to know more about Crashpad Click Here) “Louise Thirteen just can’t help but notice Byron Dubois...
Crash Pad Episode 253: Sinful Sweetheart and Tramp
From CrashPad. (if you want to know more about Crashpad Click Here) “P-P-P-P-POWER BOTTOM!!! Ahem. Sorry, I’m flustered after watching Sinful...
Hot Octopus Queen Bee Review
The Queen Bee with patented PulsePlate Technology™ “Founded on medical science and patented across the world, the Queen Bee is a powerful...
Crash Pad Episode 251: Barbary Rose and Bella Rossi
From Crashpad about the episode“Barbary Rose and Bella Rossi are quite the playful pair of fun femmes. After making Barbary come with a Magic...
Crash Pad Episode 250: James Darling and Nikki Darling
(If you want to know more about Crashpad Click Here) From Crashpad about the episode“Familiar faces Nikki Darling and James Darling (no...
Crash Pad Episode 247: Alexa Braeburn and Julie Aurora
(If you want to know more about Crashpad Click Here) From Crashpad about the episode “Julie Aurora returns 10 YEARS after first visiting the Crash...
Crash Pad Episode 246: Cosmic and Miss Yum
From CrashPad. (if you want to know more about Crashpad Click Here) “Cosmic takes Miss Yum’s birthday spanking to a whole other level, adding a...
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Why you should pay for your porn
#payforyourporn! But seriously. Who actually pays for porn? However, there is some demographic research on this topic. One study showed that in...
Crash Pad Episode 243: Cinnamon Maxxine and Amani Luxe
From Crashpad:Cinnamon Maxxine and Amani Luxe femme hard “Take the batteries out of the fire alarm, cuz fierce, fat femmes Cinnamon...
Crash Pad Episode 242: Rain and Rose
From CrashPad. (if you want to know more about Crashpad Click Here) Rose soaks up Rain“When Rain arrives fresh from a protest with an eyeful of tear...
We-Vibe Wish Review
About: From We-Vibe “Sink into the plush power of Wish by We-Vibe. Experience a new sensation with our exclusive PowerPulse™ vibration. The soft...
We-Vibe Nova Review
About: From We-Vibe “Nova by We-Vibe™ combines the pleasure of G-spot stimulation with powerful clitoral vibration. The unique design flexes with...
Crash Pad Episode 240: Andre Shakti and Dante DeMoan
From CrashPad. (if you want to know more about Crashpad Click Here) Andre Shakti gets rough and rowdy with with her favorite wolfie, Dante DeMoan....
Liberator Flip Ramp Review
About: From the Liberator Site “Versatility was never so sexy. The Flip Ramp is the perfect combination of functionality and discretion. When open,...
We-Vibe Rave Review
About: From We-Vibe “The soft edges and powerful rumble of Rave by We-Vibe stimulate your senses and satisfy your G-spot. The unique asymmetrical...
Fun Factory Moody Review
About: From Fun Factory’s Website “What are you in the mood for? G-spot or prostate play? Enjoying the ripple of a textured toy as it...
Rianne S Bella Body Wand Review
About: From Rianne S. “External full body massager. Completely waterproof. Queen of orgasms Bella is the Italian word for beautiful....
Elvie Kegel Trainer Review
Elvie is an award-winning exercise tracker for your pelvic floor. the elvie is a small pebble-shaped pod designed to help you exercise and...
Crash Pad Episode 238: La Muxer Diosa and Mars the Prince
From Crashpad “Mars the Prince makes an offering at the shrine of La Muxer Diosa" “La Muxer Diosa’s royal worshipper Mars the Prince knows how to...
Crash Pad Episode 237: Arabelle Raphael and Devorah
Arabelle Raphael and Devorah turn business into pleasure“When a client no-shows for their doubles booking, sex workers Arabelle Raphael and Devorah...
Sola Sync: Silicone Rechargeable Wireless Massager Review
The powerful wireless remote massager Sync is here! Our innovative powerful body massager is sleek and stylish! Sync was designed with an...
Warm: Sex toy warmer review
Warm is your invitation to enjoy your toys a whole new way. Safely heat your favorite intimacy enhancers to create an irresistible sensual...
Crash Pad Episode 234: April Flores and Milcah Halili
From CrashPad. (if you want to know more about Crashpad Click Here) Voluptuous vixen April Flores is back with her IRL sweetie Milcah Halili....
Crash Pad Episode 233: Viceroy and Munnin
If you’re unfamiliar with Crashpad, what are you waiting for? Read more about them here. This episode according to the Keymaster. “Munnin...
Crash Pad Episode 231: James Darling and Sapphire Sexcapade
If you’re not familiar with ‘Crash Pad’ check out my post here. Now on to the dirty stuff!!!If I was to say I’m excited for a Scene...
What is ‘Crash Pad’ you say?
If you’re not familiar with CrashPad, you should be!! About them from their site: “Based on the Award-Winning feminist queer porn The...
Ode To The Magic Wand
If you know sex toys, or even if you don’t you’ve probably seen the Magic wand. The Hitachi Magic Wand (renamed as Magic Wand Original or...
Little Package, Big Joy: Magic Wand Micro Review
Magic Wand Micro Review In a world where pleasure knows no bounds, the Magic Wand series has long reigned supreme as a symbol of pleasure. With five...
Rave 2 We-Vibe Review: Your Roadmap to Ultimate Pleasure
Rave 2 We-Vibe Review: Your Roadmap to Ultimate Pleasure. In the world of sex tech and pleasure devices, the original We-Vibe Rave always stood out...
I Love My Womanizer Wave, Let Me Tell You Why
Womanizer Wave is a pleasure revolution for folks who like to jerk off in the shower. When I first saw a teaser of the Womanizer Wave I knew it was...
